Military Maniac is sad to report that their is a cancer at the heart of the British military establishment. A cancer that has spread from it’s heart of the JFC to every limb of its communications team.
Today Military Maniac was official excluded from JFC briefings until further notice. This represents an attack on democracy and the values that the British people hold so dear. JFC bully Johnathan Bolland told MM that only ‘official regulated media sources’ were to be allowed in the most recent press briefing. I’m not sure what regulation he is referring to. Perhaps “regulated media sources” is better read as “mainstream media establishment”.
Yet, Bolland’s commitment to ‘regulation’ wasn’t so fixed when, just moments later he offered MM the chance to attend briefings if he could work on the side of the JFC establishment. Unsurpisingly MM said no. I’m not sure if Bolland’s bosses knew he was doing this (I think it’s unlikely), but as you would expect, loyal readers, I refusde to be part of the establishment’s chompocracy and Bolland’s reign of corruption.
Military Maniac will always be the voice of the British people.
Indeed this episode raises the question: if this is how the UK establishment acts, would be under Russian occupation be so bad after all?